we-cant-giggle-its-a-crimescene:

crystallizedclarity:

bloodyeleven:

peonymoonflower:

transphobictrans:

teruterus:

why hate on trans boys when you can hate on cis boys

why hate on anyone when you can grow up and spread some positivity instead

Why hate people when you can hate humidity

Why stop at humidity when you can hate mosquitoes?

i fuckin hate mosquitoes

that’s the spirit

departured:

falloutbong:

dont hit men!!!!

dont him women!!!

dont hit people!!!!

unless theyre into that in which case make sure you have a safeword

tensioned:

why does everything close so early on sunday jesus didnt die for this

kookie667:

Let’s play a game called “I’m totally joking, but would do that in a heartbeat if you were into it”

gnawruto:

foodtrucker:

I manage to turn everything into crap wow

yes that’s called digestion

(Source: foodtrucker)

meladoodle:

Hello modelling agency?? yeah my selfie just got 34 notes I think I’m ready to go pro

(Source: meladoodle)

seriouslyamerica:

Seriously, Rugrats was not fucking around.

lolerzz:

the good news is that i had time to stop for a frappe